happy man cheering in red sweater
Gabe Downey

Typical Job Ad in 2021

Seeking a ROCK STAR candidate who knows how to PLAY HARD but HAVE FUN and isn’t yet SUICIDAL because it’s ALL POINTLESS! Job Title: Senior

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Liz Alterman

15 Ways To Achieve That Pandemic Glow

1. Rid your body of toxins while screaming, “You’re muted!” You’re muted! “You’re still muted!” at elderly relatives attempting to Zoom. 2. Experiment with laxatives.

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