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Typical Job Ad in 2021
Seeking a ROCK STAR candidate who knows how to PLAY HARD but HAVE FUN and isn’t yet SUICIDAL because it’s ALL POINTLESS! Job Title: Senior
Seeking a ROCK STAR candidate who knows how to PLAY HARD but HAVE FUN and isn’t yet SUICIDAL because it’s ALL POINTLESS! Job Title: Senior
While we enjoyed a lot of screen time with Nana’s ceiling on Thanksgiving, it would have been great if she had adjusted the camera to
By Laura Ornella and Baylor Knobloch Bushwick hipster Layla Rogers prides herself on living an alternative lifestyle that leaves her disconnected from society. “I’m kind
1. Rid your body of toxins while screaming, “You’re muted!” You’re muted! “You’re still muted!” at elderly relatives attempting to Zoom. 2. Experiment with laxatives.