Hi Elon, I hope you’re well. Well, maybe not — I have conflicting feelings about you. Either way, I saw on LinkedIn that you are
Everybody poops. And even though we don’t talk about it, your poop can tell you all sorts of things about your body — whether you’re
Your marriage is rock-solid, so spending a few months in a remote cabin while your husband works on his novel and you work on your
WASHINGTON, D.C. A Supreme Court draft opinion from “pro-appendix” Justice Samuel Alito was leaked ahead of the court’s upcoming decision on a landmark appendectomy rights
MANHATTAN (PROJECT) — In a shocking revelation sure to rock the world of academia, Theory of Relativity author and noted intellectual Albert Einstein did not even
[CHICAGO] This just in: Your friend Janet Harrison fostered a 12-year-old pitbull without having paid you back for the last four dinners out on the
[YOUR HOMETOWN] — Instead of flashy plans for her big weekend this year, Mom insists she would just like to enjoy a day at home
Ahoy mates! Today, we’re taking you on a journey through Cheddar Bay, home of the famous Cheddar Bay™ biscuits. Fair warning: It smells like rotting
We had our third character and musical comedy showcase at Young Ethel’s in Park Slope, Brooklyn. The theme was rodeo! Performers included (left to right)
Don’t expect a festive little basket of candy-filled eggs on your doorstep this Easter, the Bunny’s gone remote. In light of the recent spike in
To fix America’s crumbling highway system, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg just announced that his department will replace all of the country’s roads with a giant
The 2022 Oscars are almost here, and boy has it been a year! With everything so up in the air due to Ms. ’Rona, I
