Fall

Opinionz

To All The Women Drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes Pre-Fall: I’m a Man, and I Say This Needs To Stop

Welp, here it is, late summer. It’s technically still flip-flop season; garbage is fragrant, air conditioners are precariously poised in windows. All seems right with

Ellie Poole September 6, 2021

Relationshipz

I’m The Half Used Fall Candle From Last Year And I’d Really Like to Die

by Alyssa Moore | Twitter: @alyssamo74 Hey there, champ, it’s me again. Your weakly scented Autumnal-Breeze-Apple-Cider-Pumpkin-Patch candle has been scooped out from your basement junk

Laura Ornella October 14, 2020

Relationshipz

Whose Dick Do I Have to Suck So That I Can Suck a Dick?

(Written pre-COVID. The sentiment still applies, if not the methodology.) It’s official; fall is upon us. And with fall comes what the kids are calling

Ramsey Daniels October 1, 2020