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Last week, Pfizer, the self-proclaimed “it girl” of pharmaceutical production, released their new much-anticipated medication, Plan DJ: a “morning-after pill” that erases your memory after
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ALIZEN, ME — Social norms were broken yesterday at Olive Garden when, unexpectedly, newly hired waiter Zach Muller quit his job to enjoy a meal
Due to the popularity of Wikipedia’s “Personal Life” section on celebrities’ pages, the website has decided to add some even juicier sections with the information
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During a delayed commute on the G train through Queens, the Grim Reaper sat with their thoughts, pondering if there was more to death than
Green dust bunny found at Glenbrook Park Found: A wad of green fuzzy fibers was discovered on the tennis court at Glenbrook Park, enough for
