First up! Some authentic apparel for a baby girl whose parents have no filter. ——— Or this direct ensemble, for the baby who is sure to fix
Akron, Ohio: The stick figure family on the back of Sanders’ car, the Sticks, filed for divorce Monday after 22 years together. Reasons for divorce included
BREAKING NEWS: A 28-year-old woman’s “Galentine’s Day Best Bitches Brunch” was cut short when an unexpected guest arrived: the physical manifestation of the Divine Feminine.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s…Kotex? That’s right, herds of winged maxi pads are migrating South for winter! If you live in the
Happy New Year to everyone who has otherwise blocked us on social media! 2021 was quite the year for the Johnson family (for having our
An awards ceremony will be held on Friday honoring 28-year-old Vanessa Rincon with the esteemed title “Master Wordsmith” after the veterinary technician marked her 10,000th
It’s been a rough week for Cuomosexuals and former sentient marionettes alike, as Italian woodworker Geppetto, of Pinnochio fame, followed in CNN’s footsteps and decided
Hey, babes! Maribeth here, co-founder and manager of COMPLICATED CAFÉ, where we believe Simplicity is Violence™. If you’ve ever felt personally victimized because of your
Dear Mr. Portnoy, I’m writing this letter to follow up on the appraisal I provided you on “Antiques Roadshow” when you brought us your original
Bad news: the zombie apocalypse is here, and your brains are on the menu! “Brains,” said Zombie #53. There is reason to panic, but not
Dear Weedpatch, or as you refer to yourself, “Meadow,” The Lawns of Foxfire Lane would like to remind you that this area is zoned residential. Don’t
Ross and Rachel, will they or won’t they make it through the inevitable climate disaster? NBC announced Friday that they will reboot the network’s classic
