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Coincidence? Daughter Rekindles Relationship With Mom Just in Time for MLM Quota
Grand Rapids, MI — After three years of not speaking to one another, Carly Hamilton and her mother Donna reconnected in an honest, suspiciously well-timed
#2000s Nostalgia! Remember When We Had Rights?
Growing up in the 2000s, it didn’t seem like the world could get any worse. Between the war criminal president and Wall Street mortgage conmen
Inspiring! This Polyamorous Woman Dates 3 Assholes
In an inspiring story out of Chicago, Molly Reynolds is living her best life dating three unique people who all also happen to be assholes!
Please Join the Peloton Revolution — We’re Begging You
While the pandemic may have sucked for you, it was the best thing to ever happen to us here at Peloton. Sales skyrocketed when all
Humor Darling Exclusive: Catching Up With Siegfried and Roy’s Tiger, Mantacore, 20 Years After the Famous Mauling
It’s been almost 20 years since the news broke about the carnage that took place center stage at Siegfried & Roy at the Mirage Resort and
Finally! New Instagram Filter Shows How You’d Look if You Actually Had Your Shit Together
San Francisco, California — Responding to consumer demand, Instagram has released a filter that transforms any garbage can like yourself into a swan whose life
Wow! This Woman Uses Doodle Polls To Schedule Hookups
by Stav Local woman Shelby, 25, grew tired of Andrew’s weekly response of “Next week things really free up; let’s shoot for then,” when inquiring
Yes, This Is My Emotional Support Animal And Yes, It Is Clifford The Big Red Dog
Hi, are you the manager I asked to speak with? Yes, there IS a problem. Your host — Holly, was it? — won’t seat me
How To Raise a Feminist Houseplant
Just because fewer of us are choosing to have children doesn’t mean we can’t raise feminists of our own! Here’s how to rear independent ferns
Amelia Bedelia’s Guide to Flirting
Hi! Amelia Bedelia here. Mr. and Mrs. Rogers are out on the town today — how they got on the town, I don’t know —
COVID Test or Pregnancy Test? How To Spot The Difference
According to “Bro-Industries Inc.: A Scientific Study Group For Cis-Dudes in Hetero-Relationships,” it’s now getting harder and harder to identify what it means when your
I Am the Genie of This Lamp, and Due to Inflation, I Can Now Only Offer You 2 Wishes and 1 Piece of Advice
Greetings and good wishes! It is I: the Genie of the Lamp. You have summoned me from the Genie Realm, and as a reward, I