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The Nicole Kidman AMC Intro, But It’s About Your Sad Little Apartment Where You Watch Netflix on Your Laptop
We come to this place for magic…mushrooms, that is, because watching Seinfeld by yourself is always more fun on mind-altering drugs. We come to your
5 Paintings To Steal From The Louvre So You Can Finally Pay For Your Minor Dental Procedure
With dental costs on the rise, general teeth maintenance is becoming increasingly difficult in the U.S. — even with insurance! Don’t worry, we’ve got you
Hi Elon, I Saw a LinkedIn Post About Your Small Business (Twitter), and I’d Like to Help
Hi Elon, I hope you’re well. Well, maybe not — I have conflicting feelings about you. Either way, I saw on LinkedIn that you are
What Your Poop Says About You (When You’re Not Around)
Everybody poops. And even though we don’t talk about it, your poop can tell you all sorts of things about your body — whether you’re
5 Ghosts To Possess Your Husband and Destabilize Your Marriage This Summer
Your marriage is rock-solid, so spending a few months in a remote cabin while your husband works on his novel and you work on your
Justice Alito Declares No Constitutional Right to Appendectomy
WASHINGTON, D.C. A Supreme Court draft opinion from “pro-appendix” Justice Samuel Alito was leaked ahead of the court’s upcoming decision on a landmark appendectomy rights
Fraud? New Report Confirms Noted ‘Einstein’ Albert Einstein Didn’t Even Know HTML
MANHATTAN (PROJECT) — In a shocking revelation sure to rock the world of academia, Theory of Relativity author and noted intellectual Albert Einstein did not even
Yikes! Friend Who Still Owes You Money Just Fostered a Dog
[CHICAGO] This just in: Your friend Janet Harrison fostered a 12-year-old pitbull without having paid you back for the last four dinners out on the
Mother’s Day Plans Include Repeating ‘Now Where Do I Know Her From?’ Throughout Entire Movie
[YOUR HOMETOWN] — Instead of flashy plans for her big weekend this year, Mom insists she would just like to enjoy a day at home
Red Lobster’s Cheddar Bay: A Guided Tour of the Waterfront Region
Ahoy mates! Today, we’re taking you on a journey through Cheddar Bay, home of the famous Cheddar Bay™ biscuits. Fair warning: It smells like rotting
April 2022 Jinx!
We had our third character and musical comedy showcase at Young Ethel’s in Park Slope, Brooklyn. The theme was rodeo! Performers included (left to right)
Easter Bunny Sending Out Virtual ‘E-Eggs’ This Year Due To High Gas Prices
Don’t expect a festive little basket of candy-filled eggs on your doorstep this Easter, the Bunny’s gone remote. In light of the recent spike in