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Drake’s bought a stake in snakes, for goodness sake! The Canadian rapper has decided to release a new line of non-traditional merch featuring live snakes
Welp, here it is, late summer. It’s technically still flip-flop season; garbage is fragrant, air conditioners are precariously poised in windows. All seems right with
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Last week, Pfizer, the self-proclaimed “it girl” of pharmaceutical production, released their new much-anticipated medication, Plan DJ: a “morning-after pill” that erases your memory after
“Florida Man” has long been the king of local news stories so absurd they make you feel like you’re living in an alternate dimension run
LORAIN, OH — A major scientific discovery occurred earlier today when apartment resident Fern Dip, of unit 409, made an emergency maintenance request stating one
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ALIZEN, ME — Social norms were broken yesterday at Olive Garden when, unexpectedly, newly hired waiter Zach Muller quit his job to enjoy a meal
