
Justice Alito Declares No Constitutional Right to Appendectomy
WASHINGTON, D.C. A Supreme Court draft opinion from “pro-appendix” Justice Samuel Alito was leaked ahead of the court’s upcoming decision on a landmark appendectomy rights
WASHINGTON, D.C. A Supreme Court draft opinion from “pro-appendix” Justice Samuel Alito was leaked ahead of the court’s upcoming decision on a landmark appendectomy rights
Attention aging emos! Grab your old Hot Topic gear out of your stepdad’s attic and skip your Zoloft so you can REALLY FEEL THE ANGUISH
Dear Hands-Free Public Bathroom Sink, After yet another greasy popcorn binge during a Marvel movie, I travel to you for a cleansing. I like what
Calling all patriots! As the 2022 winter Olympics come to a close, I’m here with some thoughts on increasing our gold medal haul four years
Looking to dress like you’re a fun, hip person who has their whole life ahead of them? If you want to shop at Brandy Melville,
By Stav It’s 2021. Neopia has long descended into an environment not dissimilar to “Mad Max: Fury Road.” Many of the pets were rounded up
Texas! Big Sky! Big Hair! Thinly-veiled evangelist Christian theocracy AAHHHHHHGAGHHH — GET YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN, this is a travel blog, and you need that damn freelance
Welp, here it is, late summer. It’s technically still flip-flop season; garbage is fragrant, air conditioners are precariously poised in windows. All seems right with
Look, I wasn’t raised in the Bible Belt. Nobody in my family, on either side, identifies as particularly religious in any way, shape or form.
ITHACA, NY — Local woman Mable Hammerson has defied all expectations (mostly her husband’s and that one dude cashier’s at Lowe’s) by finally building her
Hello, my beautiful #girlboss angel babes! It’s me, some white lady on Instagram with a mediocre wellness brand. I’m here to give you some HOT
We sat down with life coach Grace Klank-Monroe to talk about overcoming adversity and owning your truth. What drew you to this profession? Life coaching