Your marriage is rock-solid, so spending a few months in a remote cabin while your husband works on his novel and you work on your
WASHINGTON, D.C. A Supreme Court draft opinion from “pro-appendix” Justice Samuel Alito was leaked ahead of the court’s upcoming decision on a landmark appendectomy rights
MANHATTAN (PROJECT) — In a shocking revelation sure to rock the world of academia, Theory of Relativity author and noted intellectual Albert Einstein did not even
[CHICAGO] This just in: Your friend Janet Harrison fostered a 12-year-old pitbull without having paid you back for the last four dinners out on the
[YOUR HOMETOWN] — Instead of flashy plans for her big weekend this year, Mom insists she would just like to enjoy a day at home
Ahoy mates! Today, we’re taking you on a journey through Cheddar Bay, home of the famous Cheddar Bay™ biscuits. Fair warning: It smells like rotting
Don’t expect a festive little basket of candy-filled eggs on your doorstep this Easter, the Bunny’s gone remote. In light of the recent spike in
To fix America’s crumbling highway system, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg just announced that his department will replace all of the country’s roads with a giant
The 2022 Oscars are almost here, and boy has it been a year! With everything so up in the air due to Ms. ’Rona, I
First up! Some authentic apparel for a baby girl whose parents have no filter. ——— Or this direct ensemble, for the baby who is sure to fix
Work commute got you down? Whether you’re driving, carpooling, or taking good ol’ public transport, here are some great tips to help soothe your commuting
Akron, Ohio: The stick figure family on the back of Sanders’ car, the Sticks, filed for divorce Monday after 22 years together. Reasons for divorce included
