NEW DRAKE MERCH: Drake’s Snakes Baking Cakes Giving Hot Takes About Lakes

Elyza Halpern
Elyza Halpern
September 10, 2021

Drake’s bought a stake in snakes, for goodness sake!

The Canadian rapper has decided to release a new line of non-traditional merch featuring live snakes who enjoy baking and have oddly passionate and often controversial opinions about landlocked bodies of water.

Some say Drake should pump the breaks on the snakes, but after all his heartache, he just wanted to add something new to his namesake.

“The advertising was a bit opaque,” said Jake Blake, a fan who bought a Drake snake. “I was worried it might have been fake, but honestly it’s been great! I’m glad I get to partake!”

“You’ve gotta give and take,” Drake said when asked about the new line. “I don’t want to seem like a flake.”

Drake certainly didn’t flake on the snakes: 10,000 snakes have been delivered to date.

Yeah, it’s weird, but so are those Nike T-Shirts (wtf are those, Aubrey?).