Leaked Job Application for Assistant to Gov. Andrew Cuomo

Elyza Halpern
Elyza Halpern
March 10, 2021

Our sources have obtained the following unreleased job application form for an Executive Assistant position to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.

The application form was reportedly found under a stack of over-priced salamis and unsigned NDAs in the “secret back room” of the New York State Executive Mansion in Albany.

See the totally unedited application form below:

Humor Darling has reached out to Gov. Cuomo’s office for comment, to which they replied: “Depends, u cute?”