Honest Onesies: The Crass Yet Candid Designs Rejected by buybuy BABY

Kerry Webster Reynolds
Kerry Webster Reynolds
March 23, 2022

First up! Some authentic apparel for a baby girl whose parents have no filter.

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Or this direct ensemble, for the baby who is sure to fix Mama & Dada’s issues.

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Or this present for your petite sister, who prefers “lite days” tampons but vaginally delivered a 9-pound-12-ounce chunker.

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Or this genuine getup, for the sweet infant boy whose brothers are 19 and 17.

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Or some straightforward threads, for the tot whose mom couldn’t stop thinking about that one scene from “Juno” with the fetus fingernails.

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Or this oh-so-truthful onesie, for the baby whose mother was not-so-truthful about her fictitious “latex allergy.”

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Or this frank finery, for the popular newborn with several “honorary uncles.”

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And finally, garb for that bundle of joy who gives new mom so many emotions.